If you haven’t figured it out by now, we’re a little different. Especially when it comes to our philosophies on employees. What are they? Simple: We want happy, well-adjusted people who are confident (not arrogant), self-motivated, likeable, stylish, teachable, meticulous, honest, accountable, excited, and not afraid of naked people to show up with all of these qualities in full bloom every time they walk through our door.

Too much to ask? Maybe. But nobody’s ever become the best at anything by compromising.

If you’d like to apply, send us your resume along with a one-paragraph letter telling us what you’re all about. Your likes. Your dislikes. Your favorite movie. Your favorite restaurant. Your favorite city. Your favorite designer. Your favorite wine. Your best year. Your best friend. Blah, blah, blah…

And whatever you do, don’t come in to apply. We take the privacy of our clients extraordinarily serious, and are rarely in a position throughout any given day to take an unscheduled break to chat. If we’re interested, we’ll call once we’ve had a chance to review your stuff & schedule a time to meet.

Until then, wax on.